I am looking for old newspapers.
I am staying at home
but only have a wood burning stove.
Any help is appreciated. Please privately
message me. Thank you. Lost Cat
named October. Reward.
Or, if that doesn’t grab you, you may
look for a landscaper that can overhaul
my backyard in Beaver Valley.
Cat washing.
Sushi! Had a yummy Rainbow Shrimp roll
and Sashimi for lunch. Help. My husband
decided to take our burb out to play
in the mud. He got himself stuck.
We need some help getting out. Anyone
with a 4x4 and some extra time?
Wild animals.
She slipped out the door
during the storm. We were hoping she hunkered
down under the porch, but it’s been two days
and we’re really struggling. We’re super worried
with the winter storm coming and praying.
She is nine years old, spayed,
very healthy, incredibly happy and friendly.
She has tonight’s dinner ready in minutes. Very sweet
lion head rabbit
found in my yard. Someone is missing this baby!
Tell me collar color to claim.
Safe in my hutch
for now.
Just pulling out of the neighborhood
to run an errand and what do I see
jumping over the neighbors fence...mosquitos
and no-seeums. They are hatching
and biting my friends in the big ditch
along the parkway.
We have voles putting holes
in our lawn, any idea how
to humanely get rid of them? Catfish
was excellent. I don't remember
how much dinner for three cost. I can tell you
the other local places
that bathe cats. Thanks so much
but, unless you are educated
in veterinary science, I am going to
drop the ball. Were you looking
for something different? Call me
tomorrow. Coyotes.
I’m so sorry. I’ve seen them
jump very high walls before.
Sad to read.
A bear walks into a bar, says, Give me
a whiskey and some domestic-sounding
parrot-type bird screeching/calling
the past few evenings
around the corner
of Easy and Matterhorn.
Wonder if he is lost?
I haven't seen him.
He got out this morning
and is behind my house, but he knows
where home is and will get there
when he gets hungry. I saw an orange
and black bird in the same area.
Might have been parrot-like.
The folks who have the house now are not cat people, in fact
they have severe allergies.
Winged pet found
in Woodhill. If you are looking
must describe and have proof.
Call me
if you want Boots.
He's a fine cat.
Oh, I so enjoyed reading that! I love this sort of thing! Great job on it! I'm going back up the page to read it again.
ReplyDeleteNext Door in my part of the country is good and bad, at times a way of venting for some that is unhealthy ~~~~ unlike your stellar work here. I simply love what you did.
ReplyDeleteGreat source material, obviously – and brilliantly used.
ReplyDeleteHow good it was to picture each scenario. With the current crisis all over the world how necessary it is to live and enjoy the world where you are safe.
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